August 6, 2013
10 Things Facebook Taught Me About Life
10. There is likely an algorithm indicating how I can mysteriously create enough spare time to watch 17 successive videos of animals talking in funny voices
9. I don’t speak with the people I really want to speak with often enough
8. Everyone I know is in a band and/or has newborn babies
7. While it seems like it would take more energy to type it than the amount of energy someone implies they possess, I suppose it is worth letting everyone you know that, well, “ugh”
6. Sometimes it feels nice to give someone a thumbs up
5. If you are thinking about getting a pet you should probably think about getting a cat because they are hilarious!
4. Some people don’t like showing their own face but are happy to show you every angle of their child’s face. Everyday.
3. Humans have a natural inclination to vent when: they have to wait on hold for a long time with their cellphone provider; they get cut off in traffic; and when Facebook has the nerve to go and change something on its own website.
2. Facebook can be really useful
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